You don't have asthma, your pregnant
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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