I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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