Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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