I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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