8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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