Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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