the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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