So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
