Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
