Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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