Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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