The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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