But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Say something about gay babies.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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