And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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