you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
this will be a night to untag.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
