Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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