You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
