There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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