and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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