You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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