didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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