brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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