I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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