it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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