i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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