My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just had sex bonerless
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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