gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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