You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
PS: I just woke up from my shower
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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