your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
