That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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