I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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