ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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