Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize