I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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