Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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