If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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