did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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