Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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