those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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