Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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