You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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