There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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