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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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