The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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