There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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