everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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