Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
A bitchslap is in order.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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