who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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