I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Randomize
