I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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