Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize