There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're so nebulous sometimes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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