you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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