did you get engaged???
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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