Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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