I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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