operation harelip BJ is a go
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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