Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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