question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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